(Inspired by Clement C Moore's "The Night Before Christmas", and the residents of the DaG room. If your name doesn't get mentioned, don't be offended; it just means you weren't in the room at the time I was there making a list).
'Twas the night before Christmas, in the KinkstersChat hall,
The kinksters were gathered for a feast and a ball.
Boss man Shady at the head of the table sat,
And perched on his head was a glittery hat.
Bunni's hand explored, and knew he was hard:
"Stuff me like a turkey, you festive bastard!"
Around the room other couples were huddled:
On the Wolf man's lap little wolfsbabyy cuddled.
With Mr Death, the lovely Cunty was sat,
Snuggling and purring like a cute kitty cat.
Loki reached behind Lluna to give her a fondle;
"Well, ain't that a nifty place to put a dreidel?"
Someguyinphilly and SomeSubMiss
Were in their little world; their personal bliss.
Lacy was sitting all nice and comfy,
With, who else of course, but her very own Daddy.
Gigglygirl and DarrenClaret were there,
Huddled so close they were sharing a chair.
MrTLWolf, dozing in his chair,
Opened his eyes to see who else was there...
SquirmingOwl from head to head was hopping;
Pouncingbunny from under the table was peeking.
Round the table other kinksters were sat:
SlavesLoveNote, AudreyMonroe, aeryncat,
Ferran and Opus, Lamb, and BuggaBoo,
Big_Scottish_Guy and Witchkins too.
StregaSaurus was lounging at the side of the hall,
For there were no dino sized chairs at all.
For one night together the friends were amassed,
And the kinksters they all were having a blast.
All round the hall, all round the table,
The air was alive with chatter and babble.
Then out in the yard there arose such a clatter,
They ran to the windows to see what was the matter.
Speeding towards them was a reindeer drawn sleigh,
"Look! Look! It's Santa! Hurray!"
Santa was there; plump, jolly and bearded;
As the sleigh drew near, his joyful voice shouted:
"Now, Dasher! Now, Dancer! Now Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! On Cupid! On Donner and Blitzen!"
Up the sleigh climbed, up into the air!
"He's going to the roof!" Someone loud did declare.
From overhead the sound of hooves landed gently.
"Here he comes..." Fucker announced calmly.
Then just as the kinksters all spun around,
Down the chimney Santa came with a bound.
A bundle of toys he had flung on his back;
Primm giggled "Santa, unload your sack".
EmberKitten stepped forward to bid him hello,
And offered him a cookie and warm cocoa.
Santa moved forward with a twirl and a spin,
And accepted the treats with a hearty big grin.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work
And danced round the room with a mischievous smirk.
He placed fun toys all over the table;
Implements wonderful, naughty and carnal:
A set of cuffs here, a riding crop there,
Nipple clamps here; all the best of hardware.
The glow of the menorah cast beautiful shadows over
A dildo, a whip, a wand, and a flogger.
Costumes he handed out for folk to foray
Into puppy, kitten, pony... reindeer play...
Naughty gifts he had for all the kinksters there,
And a special festive stuffie for DaddyTeddyBare
All round the hall he danced and spun
Handing our present to everyone.
He finished his circuit and returned to the fireplace,
A mischievous grin lit his jolly old face.
Laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose.
Santa and his sleigh returned to the sky,
And into the night, away he did fly.
The kinksters heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight-
"Happy Christmas to all, and a kinky good night!"